The Digital Associates super-charged trick to deter unwanted dick pics. After that, it's off to the beach! (Don't worry, I promise it's not actually that bad. Just sayin'). Image by SD Photo/Shutterstock

The Digital Associates SuperPipe is a vibrator brand that's trying to promote its product with different branding tools. Even though the customer site for The Digital Associates SuperPipe, Inc. is filled with women talking about how they used it, they've not (yet) released the product to the public.

If you've ever asked yourself: how to pry me out of this is 1. Lying to my face and 2. Saying it's something I enjoy, but make a shady deal, then definitely turn to The Digital Associates SuperPipe (and your preferred download source).

Don't have a question, don't ask a question, you're not sure what it does. We thought we'd take a run-through of how it works.

How To Use The SuperPipe

When you first take the SuperPipe, you are asked to choose a place: motel, hotel, apartment, or a bachelor pad. The site recommends an area less prone to public depravity.

Once you pick a spot, you are directed to a new part of the site called "Colored Colors." This is where the connections and recommendations come in.

What You Can Do With It

It's possible to have sex on the SuperPipe, but users must agree to the following confidentiality agreements:

You acknowledge that the privacy policy makes clear that the SuperPipe features software that is capable of storing and transmitting personal information transmitted by the SuperPipe to third parties for marketing purposes and that requires you to consent to these uses. This means that your personal information may be gathered and stored to provide to the Network with information related to your participation in SuperPipe's events.

You acknowledge that you will not disclose any information contained in your accounts or devices used to access the SuperPipe or to produce any materials that it uses in its marketing of the SuperPipe;

You acknowledge that The SuperPipe is responsible for the information disclosed by you and your device to the Network in connection with accessing the SuperPipe or other activities;

You acknowledge that if you contain, publish, make available to third parties or transmit to others any information disclosed by you or any information deemed by the Network to be a public disclosure, that you are providing The SuperPipe and its Network with that information;

You acknowledge that, if you use, distribute, provide, or otherwise violate any aspect of these privacy policies, that the Network may be responsible for those violations;

You must also agree to these terms when using any mobile apps in the Consumer SDK of The SuperPipe

You agree that you will not log or provide the information of other people on The SuperPipe or other sites and will not resell or provide the information of other people on The SuperPipe to third parties.

You agree that you will not, under any circumstances, expose data, images, or information that could compromise the privacy of anyone on the website or elsewhere, including anything the Network might conceivably do with your information or experiences on The SuperPipe.

You acknowledge that the Company has the right to use any data that the Network knows or should reasonably know about you that's collected by you on The SuperPipe or any site or any other activity you participate in.

We want to know what you think of it! What are the pros? What are the cons? What do you like to do when you're not sexting? (Well, aside from smoking weed and cuddling a hot dog dog while really drunk.)

See You Later, Silently-Yourselves!