As the industry standard for high-end skincare, Goop opened its doors in 2010 as a savvy business model that connects aestheticians, doctors, and other healthcare professionals to a single, mainstream market of obsessed but informed customers. In light of Paltrow's creative influence on the wellness and food industries, this industry specialist has given a brief introduction to her 5 key facts about the industry pioneer.
1. Gwyneth Paltrow is a vegan.
2. Paltrow is an "asset-rich" woman, as opposed to an asset-poor one.
3. Gwyneth Paltrow is a natural-born businessman.
4. Gwyneth Paltrow earns her money in a "good karma way."
5. The size of Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina is a secret.
Does anybody know what the size of Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina is? We understand what it looks like from the outside, but to actually get inside there's a whole thing called anatomy—and it's very confusing. But her vagina is clearly larger than your vagina, she lets you look at it on Goop.
Gwyneth Paltrow is very proud of her vagina! So proud of her vagina! She fully explains that, as a stand-alone Aromatherapy Health product, it has a beautiful feel and aesthetic, is female-friendly and safe for working women, and can be used outside of the bedroom and into the yard to achieve sexy moments of self-liberation and orgasm.
Her vagina is no different from your vagina: just large and wonderful. You can lie in it, listen to it breathe, watch it move in meditation, even just cuddle up in it with some Goop-approved intimate intimates. Trust me, it is a world-class amenity. It sounds so simple and sweet, but that all happens in a gorgeous packaging just like that: a super clear green box that wouldn't look out of place stashed in the belly of a lucky dog.
Gwyneth Paltrow completely believes in Goop's mission of empowering women through conscious living.
No one would ever get in Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina. It is available to the public and you can play with it. She has a tub of Goop's vagina-infused Peruvian wax. And for women who want to know what the size of her vagina is, there's also Goop's newest beauty staple: a Gwyneth-approved lubricant.
Hang tight, my sweet little Gwyneth.
If your penis doesn't seem the right size, what better place to look than Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina? That magical little machine of hers is blessed with healing properties that allow everything from Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina to your penis to be better. Gwyneth Paltrow loves vaginas and believes in them. And because Gwyneth Paltrow is aware of your penis size, there's no harm in asking her, "Oh, you're so small, you have no need of this intimate lubricant."
Thank you very much, Gwyneth Paltrow.