It was the Saturday before Christmas, and I had a full on panic attack. I cried the rest of the night, until I got in bed at about 3 a.m. and turned on the television.

Sitting in front of the television, this is how I spent my Saturdays last year: sleeping in.

You will not find me spending my time online, and I actually prefer to have my Saturday mornings not be totally booked, so I stay up late in the evening before doing some date nights. I only get a minute in my insomnia to show you the calendar I made.

To get a different perspective for your day, I present you with the calendar for a day in my day at ClickHole:

SATURDAY AT A CLICKHole (Jan. 5, 2018)

Now, that’s not to say I don’t do email. If you would like to see my replies to you, here is my reply window:

DAY 1

10 a.m. – 2 p.m.

Email: Techspider, 952am.

3:30 p.m. – 5 p.m.

Email: Ask the Editor, 588pm.

8:30 p.m. – 2 a.m.

Email: Death of the Universe, 933am.

Day 2

10 a.m. – 2 p.m.

Email: Ask the Editor, 804pm.

3:30 p.m. – 5 p.m.

Email: Urn Maintenance, 834pm.

8:30 p.m. – 2 a.m.

Email: Renaissance, 608pm.

Day 3

10 a.m. – 2 p.m.

Email: Urn Maintenance, 834pm.

3:30 p.m. – 5 p.m.

Email: Urn Maintenance, 834pm.

8:30 p.m. – 2 a.m.

Email: The Strange Thing That Happened, 932am.

DAY 4

10 a.m. – 2 p.m.

Email: Urn Maintenance, 834pm.

3:30 p.m. – 5 p.m.

Email: Urn Maintenance, 834pm.

8:30 p.m. – 2 a.m.

Email: Death of the Universe, 930am.

DAY 5

11 a.m. – 2 p.m.

Email: Urn Maintenance, 834pm.

3:30 p.m. – 5 p.m.

Email: Urn Maintenance, 834pm.

8:30 p.m. – 2 a.m.

Email: The Strange Thing That Happened, 923am.

DAY 6

10 a.m. – 2 p.m.

Email: Urn Maintenance, 834pm.

3:30 p.m. – 5 p.m.

Email: Urn Maintenance, 834pm.

8:30 p.m. – 2 a.m.

Email: The Strange Thing That Happened, 921am.

Email: Death of the Universe, 932am.

DAY 7

10 a.m. – 2 p.m.

Email: Urn Maintenance, 834pm.

3:30 p.m. – 5 p.m.

Email: Urn Maintenance, 834pm.

8:30 p.m. – 2 a.m.

Email: Death of the Universe, 921am.

Email: Death of the Universe, 932am.

DAY 8

10 a.m. – 2 p.m.

Email: Urn Maintenance, 834pm.

3:30 p.m. – 5 p.m.

Email: Urn Maintenance, 834pm.

8:30 p.m. – 2 a.m.

Email: The Strange Thing That Happened, 937am.

Email: Death of the Universe, 932am.

DAY 9

10 a.m. – 2 p.m.

Email: Urn Maintenance, 834pm.

3:30 p.m. – 5 p.m.

Email: Urn Maintenance, 834pm.

8:30 p.m. – 2 a.m.

Email: Death of the Universe, 923am.

Email: Death of the Universe, 932am.

DAY 10

10 a.m. – 2 p.m.

Email: Urn Maintenance, 834pm.

3:30 p.m. – 5 p.m.

Email: Urn Maintenance, 834pm